I object, your honor

1. "SnawSomes!" That's the name of the product. I don't get that. What's a snaw, anyhow?

2. Dogs are carnivores.

3. In the ad, it says, "...just like you like to eat..." Well, it's true, every dog I ever met liked people food. But this is pushing things too far in the "my dog is my child" direction for me.

4. Their tagline: "Your World. Their Playground." It just rubs in the fact that an American dog's life is an easy one.

5. The cost of one package of SnawSomes could feed a family of four in Kenya for two meals.