Yes, it's true. Anyone who knows me knows that. If you don't know me, now you know that.
Well, the smallest Hummer, the H3, is now available in a new version - the "Alpha". (I mean, that name alone gives you a clue to why I'm not a fan.)
Anyhow, the review of it in the September issue of Automobile magazine, they said: "With the five-cylinder version already returning lousy fuel economy, a pretty strong case can be made for upgrading to the V8 [Alpha] for [an extra] $8,500. Why deny the fat man dessert?"
Disclaimer: if you live in rural Kenya, a Hummer would be a very useful vehicle to have - excepts parts are not available anywhere near Africa.