Thankfully, even though I passed another birthday recently, I am not yet at the point where I need to wear titanium gloves.
However, if the benefits are true (double-click image to see details), they should make a titanium helmet. I could use a little reversal of the aging process on my brain.
ps Another title for this post was: "Stupid things Americans make - and buy". (And yes, this is another gleaning from the Sunday newspaper ads.)